So Why Is It We Work, Again?

From an Email sent by Nina Easton


IN PRISON . . . you spend the majority of your time in an 8X10 cell. 
AT WORK . . . you spend the majority of your time in a 6X8 cubicle. 

IN PRISON . . . you get three meals a day. 
AT WORK . . . you only get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it. 

IN PRISON . . . you get time off for good behavior. 
AT WORK . . . you get more work for good behavior. 

IN PRISON . . . the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you. 
AT WORK . . . you must carry around a security card and open all the 
doors for yourself. 

IN PRISON . . . you can watch TV and play games. 
AT WORK . . . you get fired for watching TV and playing games. 

IN PRISON . . . you get your own toilet. 
AT WORK . . . you have to share with some idiot who pees on the seat.

IN PRISON . . . they allow your family and friends to visit. 
AT WORK . . . you can't even speak to your family. 

IN PRISON . . . all expenses are paid by the taxpayer with no work required. 
AT WORK . . . you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then 
they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners. 

IN PRISON . . . you spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out. 
AT WORK . . . you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars. 

IN PRISON . . . you must deal with sadistic wardens. 
AT WORK . . . they are called managers.



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