...from little kids, sometimes the wisest of all...
Never trust a dog to watch your food.
When your dad is mad and asks you, Do I look stupid? dont answer him.
Never tell your mom her diets not working.
Stay away from prunes.
Never pee on an electric fence.
Dont squat with your spurs on.
Dont pull Dads finger when he tells you to.
When your mom is mad at your dad, dont let her brush your hair.
Dont sneeze in front of your mom when youre eating crackers.
Puppies still have bad breath even after eating a tic tac.
Never hold a dust buster and a cat at the same time.
You cant hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.
Dont wear polkadot underwear under white shorts.
Felt markers are not good to use as lipstick.
Dont pick on your sister when shes holding a baseball bat.
When you get a bad grade in school, show it to your mom when shes on the phone.
Never try to baptize a cat.
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